Mar 26, 2009

Here is the latest from the EPA.

Up to now, they have been restricted to what we normally consider pollutants: toxic chemicals, particulate matter and even toxic dust and dirt from open pit mines. Essentially they have been regulating mechanical things, but their ability to regulate products naturally produced by animals and even humans, opens new doors to our faceless, non-elected bureaucrats. Would bureaucracies like the EPA want to enlarge their jurisdiction three or fourfold? You betcha!

It is causing a major stir in the cattle industry which sees the potential costs of a cap and trade “cow tax” at $175 per dairy cow and $87.50 per beef cow.

Flatulence of cattle has been a subject of both concern and amusement. Government funded studies are often treated with derision and conjure up mental pictures of methane sensors placed at the exhaust end of a cow, with PhD types copying the sensor data to their notebooks. In reality the multi-stomach, cud chewing cows emit most of their GHGs from the front end, not the rear.

Which brings me to Beano. I consider Beano to be one of the top 25 inventions of the 20th century, right alongside of television, nuclear fission, radar and the Veg-O-Matic. And it works. The active ingredient, the enzyme alpha-galactosidase, affects digestion by prematurely breaking down certain legume sugars before they reach the large intestine where they would normally ferment and produce gas.

Knowing that, about two years ago I decided I would save the planet. I went to Beano’s website where I found a “contact us” box. Had more to do with customers’ problems with Beano, but I asked that my message be forwarded to the appropriate department. In it, I pointed out the problem with bovine flatulence, that perhaps Beano could provide a breakthrough solution, that Beano could be sold by the ton around the world rather than in little bottles, and that they (GlaxoSmithKline) might make a gazillion dollars. But..... I waited and waited for a response. Finally after three weeks, my answer came. They informed me that they did not make Beano for veterinary use and because of that, my request was denied.

So much for thinking outside the box (or bottle) at GlaxoSmithKline.

(Visit The Blog Prof to read more..when you get the chance!)

1 comment:

  1. (合)璧(分隔BOUNDARY!?) (合)併(沒分隔BOUNDARY?!)
    *並併五指* 棒球手套

    平 不偏不倚

    版書 板ㄅㄢˇ書

    必 "願生" "悉怛多缽怛囉PLANET"
    必 "願生" "悉怛多缽怛囉PLANET"

    懷孕期間 不殺害 眾生肉體精神

    必 "願生" "悉怛多缽怛囉PLANET"
    => 悉怛多缽怛囉阿門證據時效
    臺北不婚獨子女 節能減碳不吃肉
    1+-cos(angle)=2cos(半角)平方 2sin(半角)平方 1+-sin(angle)=(sin角

    =>窮盡相關 消去無關


Thanks for taking the time to comment!